domingo, 31 de maio de 2015

Saint Joan


Dear Mome Mariana, Queen of Whole World,

Today we, me at least, celebrate Saint Joan, who is also known as Queen Joan I of Naples, and also as Mãe Joana, owner of a Brothel in Rio de Janeiro during the imperial rule.

Queen Joan was a very sensible ruler, recognized as the owner of a Holy Brothel in Avignon, called the Abbey. She had a very hectic life, married four times (it is rumored that she was a nympho as marrying was the only acceptable way a woman in her position could have sex). She was in no way a Discordian – in fact Jews, Moslems and Discordians, if there were one, could not enter the Abbey, which prevented the nuns prostitutes from having the experience of a circumcised penis. Her prostitutes indeed lived under strict rules. It is also said of her that in her code about Brothels there was a rule stating that every brothel should have a door by which anyone could enter, which would be the origin of the phrase "casa, or paço da mãe Joana".


The reincarnation of Joan I of Naples (I particularly don't believe in reincarnation, so I held her case as an exception) as an owner of a brothel in Rio de Janeiro, that existed during the imperial rule, which was frequented by the high authorities of the time, and where with some many ruling people, there could be no rule at all.


With all due respect

 

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Alexander II dell'ArAppia, IIPJ, Amordi, Oracle to Glycon

Today is Sweetmorn, the 5th day of Confusion in the YOLD 3189

Celebrate Saint Joan

 



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