I would like to announce to you the new god of ours, Jibbers Crabst, a fire-spitting lobster that lives near Saturn.
Matt Inman is the author of The Oathmeal.
-- –><– Rev. Alexandṛ dell'A r Appia, Amordi, IIPJ, Oracle to Glycon Today is Afflux's eve, in the 30th yCWC. If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words. -- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life"